Engagement Photo

CAREER ENDING PHOTO OR CUTEST COUPLE EVER?

Groping a rock star

Discussing my inability to make a human face

The Whole Family

John, Mom and me (wheelchair)

Our sexiest/creepiest expressions

Damn paparazzi!

Gee Grandma, thanks!

John looks about as excited to wear my face as I was to be born with it!

I know that guy!

There's my real smile...

Who's that ugly idiot on his shirt?

Oh wait, that me! You look great in pink, John!

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After much delay here it is: proof that the unstoppable forces of John Mayer and Zach Anner collided on August 10, 2010. I met up with John before his show  at Darien Lake, New York. A lot has been said about John Mayer, but in my estimation, he’s a pretty awesome dude and an incredible artist. Just last April on a rainy day in Austin I remember sitting in my living room and randomly declaring a John Mayer Day in which I listened to his entire catalog. I never thought our paths would cross but I’m glad they did. Theme song or not John Mayer will always have a friend in me.  Here are some photos of what happens when two socially awkward people get together.