Riding Shotgun? More like, Riding NOT-done. Am I...
Dear family and friends of Zach Anner and Riding Shotgun, As it turns out, we were supposed to have a premiere today, but have delayed the launch of Riding Shotgun until the 23rd. I know many of you are asking yourselves, “Why would you do that, you jerk?! Did you finally get a girlfriend and now Blanche is taking up all your time?” The answer is no. Blanche and I broke up two weeks...
The Great Annersby by Aaron
It was the second time in as many days that I felt the weighted gaze of Madeline, Zach’s bosomy new fiance. The first time occurred over drinks at le lac d’alcool, a jazzy place in Paris’ Le Quartier Latin that caters specifically to snooty American expatriates who use words like expatriate. We sat in the sock-smelling section of the club, Zach and Madeline in front of me, my...
A Tale of Two Todds by Josh
The only thing maiden Anne Hathaway seemed to like these days were her huge, heaving breasts. She had two of them, and this particular spring morning she was staring at their reflection in a bathing basin. Anne Hathaway pulled her right bosom far out to the right and released it, and it’s momentum sent it slapping hard into the left one, which in turn flung out to the left and then...
Untitled Story by Brad
Gary the gurnard laid silently in the basket, in the darkness, wrapped up in paper surrounded by squid and shrimp and other dead sea animals. Playing dead had fooled the people at the fishmarket, but the act would prove useless if he couldn’t find his way out of this goddamn little basket. No trickery keeps a fish alive in a kitchen. Light. And then a hand grasping for keys came into view. As his...
Anner on Anner: A Love Story by Zach
Mention his name to anyone on the street and the reaction would be unanimous: he was universally recognized around the world for being the greatest man known to man. Words like “perfect” didn’t do him justice and “better than perfect” did a shit job too. He was an Olympian at heart. The first man to win a gold medal in every sport in both the summer and the winter games in one day. He was named...
Submit your perfect day videos!!
It’s not too late to submit your videos. If you live in/near/beneath any of our remaining cities, we want to hang out with you! We’re still taking submissions from: BLACKSBURG, VA SAVANNAH, GA NEW ORLEANS, LA DENVER, CO VANCOUVER, BC, CANADA Make a video telling us about your perfect day in town, and submit it as a video response to any of our Riding Shotgun videos…...
Google Hangout with Zach Tonight @ 8:30PM EST
Wanna see how Baaawston went? Got cool suggestions for Baltimore? Jump online at 8:30EST tonight and chat with Zach on the interweb. We’ll tweet the link out tonight.